you've heard of elf on the shelf, now get ready for

This is commonly used once someone finds two words that rhyme, and make it into the "elf on the shelf" format.

Guy: You've heard of elf on the shelf, now get ready for..
*a picture of Shrek on a deck*
Guy 2: that's clever

by extreme coughing November 16, 2018

realy

shortened version of a realdotaplayer

originated from "really now" but then eventually turned in to "realy now' when questioning a realdotaplayer's realness.

phil: realy now george? i just saw you talking to a girl the other day
george: it was a crossdresser i swear im still a realy

by deeZK July 17, 2009

hot and ready

A surprise. Something you're not expecting. A college exam that you're not ready for.

Man, that teacher gave me a hot and ready exam. I totally got fucked. , I was not ready for that hot and ready. , I had an A going until that hot and ready.

by Adam Kerfoot December 5, 2007

reaver

one who reaves

Person1: What are you doing?
Person2: Reaving, I'm a reaver.
Person1: Ok, keep up the good work.

by Nettled January 27, 2004

THIS AIN'T NO BEER BELLY; THIS IS A FUEL TANK FOR A WHOOP-ASS MACHINE THAT'S ABOUT READY TO OPEN UP A CAN ON YOUR ASS!

what you say to somebody who makes fun of your gut, or says you've got quite the beer belly.

by weave September 7, 2003

Ready Player One

That one badass movie with too many fucking easter eggs in it

Yo did you see Ready Player One?
Yes I found 100 easter eggs
I FOUND MORE THAN 100 LOL.

by idontreallyknowtobehonest July 27, 2018

login(E)i-ready(E)com[e]student[e]dashboard[e]home

Hell: Internet edition.

Person 1: "login(E)i-ready(E)comestudentedashboardehome sucks"
Person 2: "Agreed"
Teacher: "What no it's a platform that you can learn on!!! Its not a platform that causes suicide!!"

by Its not Myapps, its Myassp. May 17, 2022