Rump Roast

When you thrust in so hard that her ass sets on fire. (aww c'mon, u noe wat the "thrust" part is... doncha)

"Man it was so hot in bed, you know..."
"How come?"
"I gave my girl the rump roast."
*laughing* "And then?"
"Well... her ass caught on fire..."
"Really? That's cool man! Last time I only managd to get my girl to blow all over me."
"And the bed caught fire as well due to friction."
"Then what happened?"
"My house burned down!"
"All that cos of only a rump roast... hmm, I should be careful then..."

by Kickin' Ass January 21, 2003

weenie roasting

n. when your girlfriend asks you how many girls you have had sex with

Josh: yo Blake, did you here about shawn?
Blake: nah, what happened?
Josh: he got a weenie roasting by his girlfriend and then bitch slapped when he gave her the answer
Blake: how many did he say?
Josh: 100!
Blake: whatta playah!

by archbishop301 June 23, 2014

roasted hamhocks

The vaginal lips of a female that have been severly beaten and over-cooked then blackened to a charbroiled crisp due to years of extensive abuse while trickin te track.

There go that nasty ass lunch lady from school. Ya " I heard her shit smells likes roasted hamhocks."

by ruffridin4247 January 08, 2010

weenie roast

a girls' night out celebration involving male strippers

when I turned 19 and the girls took me to my first weenie roast, Glenda got so wasted that she couldn't even remember where she left her pantyhose the next morning!

by TheMocker September 14, 2005

English Roast

To humorously mock or humiliate someone with a well-timed joke, diss or comeback, in an English accent.

Think of an insult add the word bloody and a bit of cockney and you have an English Roast.

by krosem July 12, 2008

roasting a marshmallow

When you know a girl is allergic to something and you put it in her vagina anyway.

I knew she was allergic to Big Red, but I stuck a piece of it in her and I was roasting a marshmallow.

by Marsmallow roaster November 29, 2006

roast beast

same as roast beef.
describing loose vagina lips.

her cooter was like roast beast

by seeeewwwwwweeeeeee December 01, 2004