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Punch Smartie

A modern-day version of Punch Buggie - if you see a Smart car you say "Punch Smartie!" while punching a friend, usually on the shoulder, and call out the car's color. It is customary that you say "No Punch Backs" or your friend gets a free hit.
PDiddy: "Punch Smartie Red!" as he hits LN on the shoulder.
LN: Punching PDiddy says "You didn't say no punch backs!"
by PToTheDiddy March 20, 2009
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Falcon Punch

(Fal-cone Pawnch)

Verb: Shouting "Falcon Punch!" when you punch some one.

Noun: A massively powerful and destructive punch made famous by Captain Falcon, the main character from the F-zero game and anime series; characterized by a giant flaming falcon surrounding Captain Falcon's fist when he uses it. The falcon punch is so powerful that if 2 falcon punches collided, the universe would divide by 0 and implode upon itself.
"Haha, you just got Falcon Punch-ed!!!"
by Xenomorph42Q April 28, 2008
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Pussy Punch

(noun) - The deep sleep a man falls into after intercourse, particularly when tapping some prime trim.
I slept for twelve hours last night; Betsy's pussy punch knocked my ass out.
by Turtleneck Panic March 14, 2007
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donky punch

This is when you are having doggy style sex and just as you're about to blow your load you punch your mounted women in the back of the head causing vaginal constriction and maximum orgasmic pleasure. But be ware that you may knock her unconscious if you strike her too hard.
I was hosing my girlfriend last night when I gave her a donky punch in the back of the head. I K.O.ed her but man was it worth it!
by Crazy Doc J August 17, 2006
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Cunt Punch

The name of the act of dropping on the knees and uppercutting the vagina. It bends the clitoris while also traumatizing the tender area near the labia.
"Marlene slapped me, so I dropped on my knees and cunt punched that pendeja."
by Boy Blue October 21, 2008
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Unicorn Punch

Verb:

It's a blind surprise attack that desecrates the victim in a way he or she never knew was possible.

Accomplished by simultaneously lowering the head and extending the arm (fist clenched) in front. This gives the impression of a unicorn with your devastating fist as a horn.
-Dude that kid was harassing me yesterday...

-Bro give him a unicorn punch, he'll buzz off!

punch attack devastating unicorn
by bobchees3 November 19, 2011
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Cock-punch

closed-fist blow to the penis
These folks deserve a big cock-punch.
by Dave October 22, 2003
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