pumpernickel

A $5 whore. Ugly fat, has a vagina with a single ball hanging off it. Only does blow jobs, has one tooth that may slice your dick off.

Only used in frat initiations.

Tell the pumpernickel that you will give her $50, get a blow job, give her the $5, then run like hell.

by buckeyeoh September 16, 2019

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Pampede

When a simple parade turns violent and transitions into a stampede.

The Black Friday Parade was going well until someone shouted “WALMART HAS 50% OFF EVERYTHING”. Then things turned into a Pampede.

by Burger King foot lettuce :) January 1, 2020

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Pampede

When a parade turns violent and transitions into a stampede.

The Black Friday parade was going well until someone shouted “WALMART HAS 50% OFF EVERYTHING.” It then turned into a Pampede.

by Burger King foot lettuce :) January 1, 2020

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Plumped

Plumped is the state of being of when you are feeling empty inside, and void, yet also feeling full an immobile.

Chris: Hey Leon! You want to come over, and partake in my family BBQ?

Leon: I'm sorry Chris, but I'm all "plumped" out right now. I'll have to pass this time.

Chris: But come on! My sister came back from abroad, and she wanted me to inform you that she is currently ovulating. Please come and continue the Redfield bloodline.

Leon: I'm sorry Chris, but I'm all Plumped and Shlumped.
*Hangs up telephone*

by VirginLoser69 June 23, 2020

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