Prison Sandwhich

A 'sandwhich' made of softened, unseasoned Ramen Noodles stuffed with anything you can find from the prison canteen.
A Florida Prison Sandwich is made of Ramen Noodles and miscellaneous stuffing. The Ramen Noodles are left in the wrapper and enough hot water is added to fill it to the top. Do not add the seasoning from the Ramen Noodle package. In about a minute, pour out the hot water and the noodles will be hot and softer. Let stand in the wrapper for another 2 minutes until cool. Then, find any left over canteen food and stuff the inside of the 2 Ramen Noodle layers.

I love my prison sandwhich stuffed with Veletta rice and beans!
by EmiJEmi May 02, 2010
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prison weight

The weight which one might be expected to gain while incarcerated, typically stored in the torso, while appendages remain emaciated. Body type typically exasterbated by meth amphetamine use and pabst blue ribbon.
Despite the fact that Amy Winehouse's husband was incarcerated, she ended up gaining the prison weight.
by pljones December 26, 2008
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prison fever

When a straight man has sex with an efeminite man, due to an excess amount of time away from women and in close contact with an increasing more attractive man.
Being stuck in these all male dorms really brings out my prison fever.
That guy isn't a girl, but he's good enough.
Ugly girl, good looking guy, whats the difference?
by Savage3 July 02, 2008
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Rubber Prison

Before they had the sex, he had to pop on a rubber prison to stop them having any pesky little unwanted babies.
by JimHobbs March 04, 2016
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Prison Scrunchie

Pulling on a mans sack while hittin it in a cell to get him to tighten his asshole
I heard Ryan gave Gabe a Prison Scrunchie Last Night, he kept everyone awake screaming
by MaheeTheGreat October 23, 2023
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soviet prisoner

A big obese teddy bear that has fecal manner rubbed over it. Included with bloody toenails, love for children under the age of 2, keeps his "stash" inside him, and has some clammy hands. Oh did I mention it has a neck beard with a crave for saucy sausages. Often has some cheeky cheese under his manly foreskin to protect from all the mango worms and maggots and faggot sex, and gaping capers whilst residing in the USSR prison located at moisty mire
My dad used to be a soviet prisoner
Same but mine loved kids under the age of 4
I'm 3
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by Soviet Teddybear February 19, 2018
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Prison Fat

The adipose tissue that has congealed into muscular tissue, forming a swarthy barrier most often found around the thorax and abdomen of older men, namely biker dudes and convicts.
The steel girdle of prison fat around Butterbean's midsection has broken the wrists of many twiggots
by Kipster Jenkenhiems April 27, 2012
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