Pretzel Smoothie

When you fold a girl into a pretzel and eat her out ferociously.

“I turned that shorty into a pretzel smoothie”

by Rigasha January 15, 2023

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Not a pretzel

When having sex and your man bends yr leg up to far and you say not a pretzel and he pushes your leg up farther

He pushed my leg up far while having sex and I said I'm not a pretzel and he pushed it up farther

by Kochst087 November 20, 2020

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pretzel fight

six men intertwining their penises

hey man, wanna have a pretzel fight with the bros?

sorry bro, no twisting for me I just got circumcised

by slay.xyr December 18, 2021

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Pretzel Me. Annoying creater of 'Pretzel Boards' titled 'I would get my own pretzel, but im too lazy' On the popular (but oh so crap) Neopets site. 'Pretzel Boards' Created at the start of the year of 2006. Soon came to a end when school started...because...because, I don't know why, but they did. Eventually after PretzelMe's confident posts, she got iced and is now on a different account "_pretzelme_" And has lost..like...a kajillion neopoints. Although she doesn't play Neopets much anymore, she will be rememberd.

R.I.P PretzelMe

agh! AGH! AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *jumps out window*

I believe in you pretzel me!

by Someone who IS NOT pretzelme September 2, 2008

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