The splash of water that invades your unsuspecting, often freshly
gaped sphincter, as soon as the Titanic. breaks in
half and takes the
plunge.
I
came in sliding hard to first, drifted right passed second, planted my
cheeks on third, plopped a turd and
wet the spurd.... Drats, although better than the shats... The porcelain pressure washer strikes again!!!