by Jkjk4572 April 16, 2019
Get the 3 hot points mug.A way of measuring good deeds a boyfriend preforms for his boy/girlfriend. They usually come in handy when something like cheating/lying is done. Kind of like a "Get Out of Jail Free" card for relationships
Boyfriend: "Fuuuck, man!"
Boyfriend's friend: "What?"
Boyfriend: "I got wasted and cheated on Alyssa man... She's totally pissed!"
Boyfriend's friend: "Damn man; she caught you cheating? You're totally fucked."
Boyfriend: "Nah man all those Good Boyfriend Points might end up saving me..."
Boyfriend's friend: "What?"
Boyfriend: "I got wasted and cheated on Alyssa man... She's totally pissed!"
Boyfriend's friend: "Damn man; she caught you cheating? You're totally fucked."
Boyfriend: "Nah man all those Good Boyfriend Points might end up saving me..."
by IAmCool69 June 24, 2012
Get the Good Boyfriend Points mug.Points are in which irrelevant under any other circumstance. Can usually be used to describe "Likes" on websites like Reddit, Instagram and Twitter.
It is a way to describe (Much like Brownie Points) to show something which has garnered a lot of appraisal but is irrecoverably invaluable to the actual discussion to the person using the phrase.
As well, it is more comically used in stories on 4chan whereas someone of lower social status describes a life of solitude with his parents or significant other who gives them "Good Boy Points".
It is a way to describe (Much like Brownie Points) to show something which has garnered a lot of appraisal but is irrecoverably invaluable to the actual discussion to the person using the phrase.
As well, it is more comically used in stories on 4chan whereas someone of lower social status describes a life of solitude with his parents or significant other who gives them "Good Boy Points".
DavidTheGnome32: I can't believe Israel bombed Syria, can we still call them both our friends? +10
StarrForceROKZ: They wouldn't of got bombed if they had Baby Yoda!!! +5999
Dare23@StarrForceROKZ: Good Boy Points only get you so far...
Mommy: You emptied all your pee bottles in the toilet! That's 50 Good Boy Points Anon!
Son: Yayyy!!!
Girlfriend: You took out the trash and did the dishes! 20 Good Boy points!
Boyfriend: Yay!!! More Switch time!!
Girlfriend: *Sigh* Perhaps you want to use them for sex?
Boyfriend: More switch! More switch!
Girlfriend: Fine... come along Jamal...
Jamal: Yuh.
StarrForceROKZ: They wouldn't of got bombed if they had Baby Yoda!!! +5999
Dare23@StarrForceROKZ: Good Boy Points only get you so far...
Mommy: You emptied all your pee bottles in the toilet! That's 50 Good Boy Points Anon!
Son: Yayyy!!!
Girlfriend: You took out the trash and did the dishes! 20 Good Boy points!
Boyfriend: Yay!!! More Switch time!!
Girlfriend: *Sigh* Perhaps you want to use them for sex?
Boyfriend: More switch! More switch!
Girlfriend: Fine... come along Jamal...
Jamal: Yuh.
by gondonka January 7, 2021
Get the Good Boy Points mug.by B2K November 30, 2007
Get the five points mug.Like the term man points, in which you 'get' points for doing something manly. (you dont actually get points that'd be gay)
But in this case it would be for doing something non loserish - self beneficial.
E.g.
But in this case it would be for doing something non loserish - self beneficial.
E.g.
Olly: Im going to stop smoking skunk whilst my exams are on, I should really get on some revision.
Danny: Life points! ++
Danny: Life points! ++
by AnonymousMundy March 11, 2011
Get the Life Points mug.A false currency usually awarded to a racist, fat fuck, who buys 3,000 pcs and doesn't know how to change the rgb colors on the fans. Smh and people who get these are usually named keenan and did i mention they are fatass.
"this mf actually gets brownie points! This blokes name name is perhaps keenan and he is most likely awfully chubby, or quite fat indeed.
by MarioMariomamamia March 14, 2021
Get the Brownie Points mug.Phrase to yell out when somebody has done something so awesome that a one handed high five is almost an insult, therefore you exert them to a double slap. If a person yells this and does not receive the requested action they are currently the biggest loser in the general area.
note:not a fake def. just may have not have caught on in your area, i suggest you use it as soon as possible!
note:not a fake def. just may have not have caught on in your area, i suggest you use it as soon as possible!
1. 1st time used(kinda stupid):
#1-"Hey,"
#2-"What?"
#1-"I have a question for you"
#2-"What?"
#1-"Do you walk to school or do you pack a lunch?"
#2-"What?"
#3(passerby)-"Dude! BONUS POINTS!!" (double high five occurs)
#2-"You guys are fucking idiots."
2. Modern Use:
ALEX-"Just do it"
JOE-"No, I'll get in trouble"
ALEX-"Wow Joe, you really suck at doing anything that involves balls"
BOBBY-"Yeah, accept for tea bagging"
ALEX-(to Bobby)"BONUS POINTS!"
(double high-five occurs)
#1-"Hey,"
#2-"What?"
#1-"I have a question for you"
#2-"What?"
#1-"Do you walk to school or do you pack a lunch?"
#2-"What?"
#3(passerby)-"Dude! BONUS POINTS!!" (double high five occurs)
#2-"You guys are fucking idiots."
2. Modern Use:
ALEX-"Just do it"
JOE-"No, I'll get in trouble"
ALEX-"Wow Joe, you really suck at doing anything that involves balls"
BOBBY-"Yeah, accept for tea bagging"
ALEX-(to Bobby)"BONUS POINTS!"
(double high-five occurs)
by Jizack February 22, 2005
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