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specialist post

the act of being a complete tool and douchebag. a small clique in the army notorious for being asskissers and homosexuals.

their common phrases include:
"Army Pride" and "Too Easy"... sometimes used within one another.
Sid: Hey man I flipped that faggot's bed.
Toby: He's such a specialist post.
Sid: Yeah, complete fucking tool.
Snider: If he says Army Pride one more time, i'm gonna fucking kill him.
by eggrollthebest December 26, 2009
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Angry Postal Worker

When you cum on an envelope seal, let it dry, and then someone licks it.
Frank got me with the Angry Postal Worker again!
by BalsagnaFace April 29, 2021
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Post-Potter Depression

The feeling one gets after completing the final book of the Harry Potter series, knowing that there is no more to the story and you have nothing left to look forward to anymore.
Man, I finished the Deathly Hallows and just sat around for days staring at it, wishing there was more...I think I've got Post-Potter Depression.
by Major Matt August 18, 2007
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go postal

To lash out violently and at random, often in a blind rage. Term taken from the 1990's incidents of workplace violence involving US Postal System workers.
I was so angry at work with the new workload, I was afraid I'd go postal.
by Unidyne March 11, 2005
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Post Orgasm Torture

Where you orgasm but your partner or toy keeps giving you pleasure until you orgasm again.
Any "Bustin a nut but she keep suckin" memes is a form of Post Orgasm Torture.
by Briyuke August 15, 2017
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Post concert depression

1)A feeling of loss of value and purpose in life by a subject after completing a performance or concert. Usually in a band or orchestra setting.
Fuck dude after that lit concert everyone be having post concert depression
by Xuanjing58 May 26, 2019
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Post-turtle

Post-turtle

While stitching up the hand of a 75 year old Queensland farmer, who got cut on a gate while working cattle, the rural doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Kevin-07 and his appointment to Prime Minister of Australia.

“Well, ya know,” drawled the old farmer, “this Rudd fella is what they call a fencepost turtle.”

Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a fencepost turtle was.

The old farmer said, “when you’re driving along a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that’s called a fencepost turtle.”

The old farmer saw a puzzled look on the doctor’s face, so he continued to explain,

“You know he didn’t get up there by himself, he definitely doesn’t belong up there, he doesn’t know what to do while he is up there, and you just gotta wonder what kind of dill put him up there in the first place!
by Tallara June 30, 2008
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