Porn

Were your mummy and daddy love each other very much SO YOUR DAD STICKS HIS 2 inch penis inside your slutty mother to make money from a video 🍆💦🍑🌮

Child: how was I made

Mum: me and your dad were making porn and his condom was to big for his 2 inch penis so we just went bareback and then you were made

by Bobster0000000 August 31, 2019

Porn

Something everyone watches

Have you seen the porn video it was so wet

by HornyPorny September 2, 2019

Porn

The best ir worst goddamn thing your eyes will see

-ey i just watched some porn dude. And it has the best plot and shit
-ew dude. Porn is for losers

by Im gay and im okay September 7, 2019

Porn

Some thing very delicious.

When I was watching porn I hid in the closet to jerk off

by Urmomsucks September 13, 2019

Porn

The reason a clear history button was invented and also the reason spider man exists.

"Porn is the best thing on the internet!"

by Pls don't sue September 25, 2019

Porn

You know god damn well what porn is and your just a horny mother f*cker. If you truly have know I idea what it is google it and have an amazing time becoming a man.

“Yo bro guess what I watched last night”

“Ayo what was it”

“That dirty 2 girls 1 cup porn bro”

“Bruh that’s nasty”

by Daddylonglegs123 September 26, 2019

Porn

To exploit fucking

I watch porn

by Ere12 November 7, 2019