Pockey

Pencil hockey...BOOM pockey.

Want to play some pockey

by Nothing suspicious June 1, 2018

Porky pig

During the act of cunnilingus: the giver makes the noise “bi-duh, bi-duh, bi-duh” until the receiver climaxes then states “That’s all folks!”

When Griffin Porky pigged me I knew I had to marry him.

by GlassShrimp June 17, 2020

POKEY DOKEY

Pokey Dokey
Noun (poh-key doh-key)
The act of very slowly inserting the penis into your significant other's anus while they are still asleep. The act is only successful if done in such a way that the recipient does not wake up until the head is fully committed and there is little chance of a pushout maneuver. The act should ideally result in surprise anal sex.
Also known as a Pokey Doke.

Slow Sunday mornings are the perfect time to try for a Pokey Dokey.

by Bad~Mojo May 14, 2022

peg leg porker

the restaurant with the best dry ribs and BBQ outside of memphis they have also produced a award winning bourbon that is a delicacy in the south

man 1:damn those ribs were good

man 2:yeah they were from the peg leg porker

by kjdhvbdhvoldwhbpiwh May 11, 2014

pokey bum dance

A dance where one violently pokes his/herself in the botty.

Colin:"Francesca! Stop doing the pokey bum dance!"

by coco3 August 10, 2009

pokey

Relating to Pokey the Penguin, as in wildly random.
Noun: Randomness.

"Wow, THAT was some real pokey there for you.."

by Marty Polisbonar March 31, 2003

pokey

can be used to deacribe someone who has recently encountered being poked (otherwise known as fingering)

hayley is such a pokey the dirty girl she is always getting poked

by nagem and tegdirb April 16, 2006