The Postal Dood

Some guy who went postal on the ass of the town of Paradise. He was then taeken to Hell and ræpd by Satan. He then saw Cassandra Lynn's tits, but he then was blinded by Satan. TPD then kild satan and left hell. he then saw cassandra lynn (again) then was killed by Satan!!! He then woak up and ate Satan's massive cock.

TPD: What?
Satan: HAHAHAHA, The Postal Dood!
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by DagothUrDoomGuy January 14, 2010

Indian poptart

When you put your dick between two phones and sit on a traffic cone then pick up the phones and say " Hello my name is Rakesh how may i help you?"

"My brother pulled an Indian Poptart last night, he's in the hospital."

by Seth Henderson November 29, 2016

Dirty poptart

Inserting a poptart between ones buttcheeks to warm up the poptart

I lent my toaster to Steve's dad, so its looks like im having a dirty poptart for breakfast

by godsWork July 15, 2021

poostain

A person that has a small patch of discolorated hair on their head.

Check out the size of that kid's poostain!

by Rusty Shackleford May 25, 2003

postanostical

post - after
an - not
ost - bone/boner
ical - of or relating to

Adjective used after an an action that does NOT cause a boner.

Her postanostical voice kept me unhorny for a week.
or
Her unpostanostical walk made it HARD for me to chase after her.

by Post An Ost Ical November 30, 2009

poptart

A flamer AKA GAY

ryan is such a poptart

by superstudely90 February 5, 2010

scottish postage stamp

a tab of acid

hey try this scottish postage stamp, it will fuck u up real good.

by pookie69 April 23, 2009