fashion police

People who are so conceited and judgemental, their brain cells have decayed immensely.

Wonder around insulting people because they are independent in their clothing.

Fashion Police:''Like oh my god, that top is like so yesterday''.

Person with a fully-functional brain: ''If I wanted any fashions tips, i would at least try someone with a shred of any form of sophistication.

by BadLieutenant September 4, 2004

Penicular Manslaughter

The act of killing someone with your massive man member. No harm is bestowed upon hector the cave inspector, only the victim he chose in inspect to vigorously. The penis is found not guilty if the corpse has been proven to be dead prior to the act. Upon dismissal, the offender will be convicted of necrophilia.

If you kill some one with your cock is it considered Penicular Manslaughter?

by Matt Tomlinson February 15, 2008

Police car

It's like an uber, but for black people.

Cleveland: I saw a fellow African American get in that police car, what did he do?

by Davito The Dorito August 10, 2019

Irresponsible Panic Bullshit Journalism

a disease that causes the media to compensate for a lack of real news by hyping up the threat of some random virus such as SARS.

Taken from maddox.xmission.com

Better watch out, the media is breaking out with IPBJ again.

by Usernames_Suck September 7, 2004

panic trash

If you are Panic Trash you are someone who would likely sell their soul for Panic! At The Disco (a band). The term is not fully understood by the lead singer, Beebo Urie, because he believes his fans shouldn't be called "trash". We do it anyway.

"I'm complete Panic Trash"

by smallmf June 5, 2017

beer police

When your significant other (usually female) tries to control the amount of beer you and/or your buddy consume.

Likely to recruit other girlfriends/wives to adopt this tactic or "join their force".

"Hey Matt, looks like the girls got their badges on again...fuckin beer police"

by Langdon Algar October 30, 2013

penis panic

When a man discovers that his significant other is not a cis woman, but a transgender woman with male genitalia. This usually results in the subject suffering from blackouts or violent behavior towards the transgendered individual.

"I was tryna move towards third base and before I knew it I'm in full penis panic mode."

by happygolucky6969 September 1, 2019