Political Prostitute

One who's beliefs align with one political party but sell out and votes for another party based on the sole reason of "they won't win"

Look over there Jimmy. That guy is a political prostitute because he sold himself out and voted for another party he didn't agree with just because he thought they could win.

by Cjmar December 27, 2020

Political Mask

When the wearing of a face mask has turned into a divisive political issue in a number of countries that protect their citizens’ individual rights, whose selfish behaviors in donning zero masks in public in the midst of a pandemic crisis endanger the health of the majority.

Alt-right politicians are pushing their political mask agenda, by pretending to address the anti-social demands of a noisy minority to win their votes.

by MathPlus March 9, 2021

applicative politics

A political view that has a direct effect on one's personal life such as cannabis legalization or gay marriage. It does not make other politics such as foreign affairs any less important. Rather, it speaks for the issues that are most important in one persons life. Does not necessarily represent a liberal viewpoint, as they could be against cannabis legalization.

Politically obsessed person: "If you don't care about the financial involment overseas, then you are a turd-eating liberal!!"
Rational and sane person: "I am neither a liberal or conservative, I just care more about cannabis being legal for me to partake than what happens with the goverment budget. I guess its what you would call applicative politics- politics that actually matter."

by Gassy Emu July 6, 2011

Google Politics

Politics using information found on google or any other mainstream media source. Usually used by people wishing to defend political views that can't be supported by actual facts.

That person doesn't know what they're talking about; you can tell by their blatant use of google politics.

by Mair November 2, 2009

Political definitions

A definition that is political. It's hard to find a definition that isn't biased, and an actual definition.

Someone: Searches Joe Biden

*92% are all biased, other 8% are telling people who don't know him an actual definition on who he is*

Political definitions

by TotalyNotAGuyOnUrbanDictionary April 13, 2021

Political Androgyny

the feeling one gets when a citizen of a nation can not tell any real or significant difference between various political parties and their candidates; that they must by necessity choose from each election. each of the parties may wear different make up and masks and clothes but for all intents and purposes it is the same actor. every year the same old thing but coming from "the other side" and nothing ever changing.

the feeling you get from "Political Androgyny" is like the feeling a "john" gets while trying to pick the female hookers from the drag-queen hookers while driving down a poorly lit back ally. you know that either way you are going to get fucked. but it is hard to tell if it is going to be one of those stories you tell your friends at the bar or one of those stories your friends find out and tell everyone about you.
-or like looking on craigslist for a quick bit of tail. what an add says is never quite what you get but you can pretty well bet you will end up with crabs.
-for example the term, "Obamnay" has been coined.... who supports what? hell even they don't know most of the time... who sent in the last biggest campaign contribution....

by Junglebob69696969 August 22, 2012

In polite society

Exactly what it means, I.e. being in the company of, or surrounded by, people who know what decorum and social rules are.

Being in polite society is wetter than an otters pocket if the people in said polite society don't follow their own decorum and social rules.

by Sexydimma May 24, 2021