Pokemon Sweat

A noob who plays Pokemon but uses nothing but legendaries during PVP battles. You can easily spot one of these noobs because they're the only amateurs who use legendaries during PVP battles. They also tend to use hacked shiny legendaries at an attempt to look "cool" or "badass" during battles.

Dude: "Time to relax and get a few matches in". "Let's see what sort of battle we can find". "Oh cool I found a match, I can't to see what type of Pokemon team this player has".

Noob: *Sends out shiny Reshiram

Dude: "Damn it, another Pokemon sweat with their hacked trash". "I'm not even going to waste my time with this noob". *leaves match

by FlyingWeasel August 28, 2020

Pokemon Red

The original Pokemon game, created for the Nintendo Game Boy. It was released with Pokemon Blue, which is basically the same game.

"I got Pokemon Red on my Game Boy emulator!"

by Turnip Guy30 October 7, 2020

pokemon and chill

To watch Pokémon on Netflix and fuck while watching it

Sometimes when i'm lonely, I like to invite girls to pokemon and chill with me!

by Aroqi July 7, 2016

Pokemon Goo

When a person ejalculates while playing the game "Pokemon go." This usually occurs near spawn points of legendary/rare Pokemon. The same can occur if one is instantly banned due to excess modding.

Kevin is that Mewtew??

Ughhh I just Pokemon Goo'd!

by YGproductions July 29, 2016

pokemon

A slang term for a woman's vagina. Usually a shaven one, as it's seemingly more child-like when shaven, as such. Usually a term used between men who are discussing 'capturing a pokemon', by taking a photograph, to show the friend later, although can be used between a hetersexual couple when a man is asking the woman when he will be able to 'catch her pokemon' again.

Buddy #1: 'Heard you tagged that blond-ho that was sittin' at the end of the bar last night, dude'
Buddy #2: 'Yap, tasty pie on that one, a hairless-hole.'
Buddy #1: 'You capture that pokemon for me, bro?'
Buddy #2: 'Sure did, total dolphin-blonde, my brother, wanna' gander?'
Buddy #1: 'Does shit come out brown? Hells yeah!'

by coozehound72 August 18, 2010

Pokemon Colosseum

Possibly the crappiest pokemon game ever. All you do is go around pretending to be some wannabe gangsta and fight some old man with a pikachu.

The only reason I bought Pokemon Colosseum was for that Jirachi event which I never got.

by BHM1250 January 3, 2010

Pokemon Goer

A individual who frequently engages in playing Pokemon Go. You can easily identify these people as they walk through public places in a awkward fashion while looking at their phone. Many Pokemon Goers live in denial that the app may interfere in their social life. In extreme cases this app will influence their life decisions and daily routine.

--Why has Joe break up with Mary?
--He has become a serious Pokemon Goer and Mary was taking up too much Pokemon time

by J-Lee Lingo July 22, 2016