Planeteering

A sexual act in which, an environmentally conscious host, brings five men to simultaneous orgasm. Most commonly achieved orally, anally, vaginally, and manually (in any combination). THE POWER IS YOURS!

"Bro, there's a new Heroes parody porn online where this blonde cheerleader totally gets Hayden Planeteered."

"I didn't think a guy could could achieve the ole Captain Planet, but dude took two in his ass while they were planeteering him."

by DaXymbiont August 09, 2022

Gas Planet

One big ass balloon

Guy 1: What’s a gas planet call scientifically

Guy 2: A big ass balloon I think

by RDM1615 November 05, 2019

planet b

A delusional place psychonauts believe exists when they confuse the scrambling and deteriorating of their cognitive abilities with rare enlightenment

Esau's eyes rem like spastics', like someone who is dreaming their dying, but this was worse, as he realized the scrambled depth perception in planet B from the mushrooms he ate had just sent him careening off of a 130 foot cliff to the rocks below.

by A Vengeful Nut March 18, 2024

Planet Chill

A place that you go to when you are very, very high.

Yo, dude...I'm on fuckin' Planet Chill

by ChucklyChucks December 15, 2009

Planet Fierce

Planet Fierce is a planet of gay fuckboys and gay bitches they're all friendly martians who came to save earth

him: "Let's get high"
HIS FRIEND: "i'm not ready to go to planet fierce, it's too gay smh"
him: "okay i'll go alone"
HIM: "i'll go home"
him "you'll be alone fuck you"
HIM "sorry but i'll see you tomorrow okay"
him "okay goodnight I'm gonna smoke this bowl of weed then eat some shrooms"
HIM "goodnight brooooo"

by Ten Lights June 16, 2018

The Seventh Planet

Uranus (often pronounced your anus, though sometimes pronounced Urineus or Urinus).

I thought my anus was the seventh planet, but it’s your anus, I mean Uranus.

by gregben September 13, 2023

Planet

normally a circle, and tends to be in a solar system.

they are either gas in a circle shape or a rock in a circle shape, and normally have a big block of cheese orbiting them.

"wait... we live on a planet...?"

"yes janet now eat your cheese"

by ⎮∩✝︎ℇ☈∧€t March 19, 2022