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pineapple overlord

The original founders of the world we live in, the creationists that bound the fibers of our universe, the origin of the universe was in fact explicity for us, but, Pineapple Overlord17 has recently blogged in the 7th demension about the truth behind their mission and retreat. Pineapple Overlord17 states that "the universe was created in a super ridiculous, puzzling, squ*red up mind game, purely for intertainment. Its really boring being a crazy @$$ pineapple in the middle of space and accomplishing nothing. People were funny as hell at first. Then they got a little crazy... overboard... questioning who made them and crap so we decided to intervein, we made jesus as a prank... and a whole new story with no serious answer they could actually find for sure. It grinded their geirs to a point they got llame as llamas so long story short, we didnt want to fail like that that guy who refused to sell myspace jesus said he would trade us pizza rolls if we got the fuck out of there and minded our own buisness. By now i think its obvious who really won"
The Pineapple Overlords HATE squ*res! Your mother would be disgusted!

pineapple hairs

the green leafy stuff on top of spongebob's house - word created by the one and only best youtuber ever Anix :o
"oh yeah what is that stuff on top of spongebob's house'
"they're pineapple hairs, how dareth you not know that"
pineapple hairs by shreK o_o June 16, 2020

Pineapple Wednesday 

The first Wednesday of the month. To celebrate, one wears clothing depicting pineapples, eats pineapples, drinks pineapple juice, sings/dances to the Pineapple Wednesday song, and does anything she/he can think of that relates to pineapples.
Pineapple,
Pineapple Wednesday;
It is my favourite day
Of the month!

Pineapple Fanta 

God's gift to the tropical fruit orientated soda drinking world.
Kid 1: Dude I just drank some pineapple fanta!!!
Kid 2: I didn't even know they made such a thing?!?
Kid 1: Ya it's fricken fantastic!!!

Pineapple pizza 

A circle of bread that satanists eat as they dance around a fire. Eating pineapple pizza is a sin.
Hey kids... wanna eats some.... pineapple pizza??
Pineapple pizza by Anna Krapler February 3, 2019

Pineapple Express 

High Grade medical marijuana grown in Southern California. A hybrid cross created from a forced hemaphrodite OG Kush plant pollenating an AK-47 female. Primarily(75%) Indica wih Sativa undertones. Medium Height. A taste of pine, apple & citrus. THC 16.8%