Angry Pilot

When you sneak up in the cockpit and bust in the pilot's eye causing him/her to fly erratically which makes them crash.

The main weapon of any terrorist's arsenal is the angry pilot. it's a must have.

by cumshooter508 January 31, 2010

bush pilot

A pussy-eater.

Billy told his mom he wanted to be a bush pilot when he grew up, and she slapped him silly.

by horatio April 25, 2003

pilot

A self righteous, arrogant person (usually male) who reads the USA Today in the cockpit of an aircraft while the onboard computers guide it through the air.

Pilots typically exhibit the maturity of a 12 year old, the sex drive of a 19 year old, the over confidence of a college sophmore, and the patience of a 5 year old.

What's the difference between God and a pilot? God doesn't think he's a pilot.

by Darth Bobo September 25, 2003

pivot point

the target person in the center of the circle-jerk.

pivot point equals bukakki centerfold.

by Marshall February 24, 2004

Pilots Penis Syndrome (PPS)

The dramatic curve either up or down due to the 5-point seat belt. specifically due to the "crotch" belt point.

John: dude i just got my new job as a pilot!

Mike: Really how is it?

John: Its all good but i am starting to get Pilots Penis Syndrome (PPS)

Mike: Oh shit..Darla is gonna be pissed.

John: yeah.....

by Godzirra! March 27, 2010

poon pilot

One who gets and or takes much poon.

Damn, look at all them bitches 'round him. Poon pilot.

by IOWNYOUNIGGAS January 28, 2006

drop step pivot

a manouver used by a drunk male when regected by a female at the bar, he then moves (drop, step, pivots) on to the next female

also called DSP in abbreviated form

"Matt just drop step pivoted from that blonde girl over to the hottie in the skirt!"

"You were hammered last night how many DSPs dis you pull"

by knobert11 March 3, 2009