twirling penguins

wasting time

i just spent three hours twirling penguins

by nothingologist1 April 10, 2011

penguin game

A BRILLIANT game in which a small penguin population is knocked off of an iceberg for the entertainment of its sadistic players

Interviewer: What would you say is your life’s greatest achievement?
Interviewee: Winning the 2023 World Penguin Game Championships OBVIOUSLY🙄

by Leinad11 August 05, 2023

Midwestern Penguin

A nickname for a duck

The sign at the park says don't feed the Midwestern penguins.

by JacobLovesErica March 13, 2015

Stoner Penguin

Strangers who flock to single person, or group of people, with the hopes of being able to take a hit of their joint.

...As soon as I lit my joint in the smoking area, two Stoner Penguins came waddling over and asked to join our circle...

by Beautiful-Rock September 18, 2018

Paper Penguin

Verb: The act of waddling to another room with your pants around your ankles to get more toilet paper, because the roll is out, but you have already shit.

"Damnit Nate, you used all the T.P. and I had to paper penguin all the way downstairs"!

by John Jhonny Johnstone January 21, 2018

fencing the penguin

Using a frozen fish as a dildo

Girl 1: Are you going to see that guy tonight?
Girl 2: No, I got frostbite after fencing the penguin last night.

by Redd2357 November 28, 2019

louisiana penguin

When a black man of Cajun descent has sex with a petite white girl while standing up. The black and white mixture resembles a penguin.

Beadreaux gave Sara a Louisiana penguin yesterday, it was pretty sweet.

by Penguin Louisiana May 29, 2017