ass pearls

A small willnott on one's ass, that has not been washed for a while;ie a vagrant. over time the ball mutates like sand in an oyster, into a brown pearl, looking like a glosette peanut.

Oh man that guy smells like crap, he's probably got ass pearls.

by Ron Gross January 19, 2009

Pleasure Pearl

A womans clitoris.

After a bit of tickling and making out, Ted headed south and nibbled on Teri's pleasure pearl for awhile.

by B-Zilla May 26, 2010

pearl necklace

A nice gift consisting of pearls strung out to make a necklace

I wanted to splash out on my girlfriend for her birthday so I gave her a pearl necklace

by Jimmy_Jazz October 9, 2006

Black Pearl

cursed,black ship in the movie "pirates of the carebbian",jack sparrow's ship (sometime comanddered by barbossa)

Barbossa:First,your return to shore was not part of our negotiations nor our agreement so I must do nothing. And secondly,you must be a pirate for the pirate’s code to apply and you’re not.And thirdly,the code is more what you'd call"guidelines"than actual rules.Welcome aboard the Black Pearl,Miss Turner .

by cloud November 9, 2003

Pearl Fishing

The act of masturbating to ejaculation in a pool and then collecting the ejaculate so your sister doesn't get pregnant.

Every time my parents left the house I would go pearl fishing

by Crack1111 September 26, 2010

Horizontal Pearls

When your dog hasn't been neutered and his balls are always visible.

Dude, your dogs Horizontal Pearls are all over your pillow!!!

by Chi Chi Chamberlain April 23, 2011

pearl scarf

When one uses a scarf as a jizz bib, then returns the scarf to its rightful owner. The rightful owner then wears scarf around his/her neck, usually without knowing or ever finding out that it is stained with dried up man jam.

Roommate A: "Hey, I need to go out. Have you seen my scarf?"
Roommate B: "It was in my room so I hung it up in the closet."
Roommate A: "Cool." (Starts putting on scarf) "So where you been the last twenty minutes?"
Roommate B: *snorts/chuckles*
Roommate A: *tucks chin into scarf and sniffs* "Wait . . . did I just put on a pearl scarf?"
Roommate B: Yup!!!
Roommate A: No!!!!

by jylax February 8, 2014