Porch Potato

A Mexican who sits on his porch and smokes weed.

Look at that porch potato smoking weed.

by BobsSaget November 12, 2022

Porch Spam

Unsolicited junk mail flyers and adverts that litter your doorstep.

"I'm stepping out to get a burrito - cya in a bit."

<opens front door, triggering a rain of glossy cardstock all over the porch>

"Aw man, fucking porch spammers!"

by captain manly December 5, 2012

porch monke

a word that is said by ghost wizard people in alabama.

my grandma called me a porch monke for saying she had a level 3 gyatt fanum tax skibiti rizz baby gronk.

by tharizzler69 November 5, 2023

Porch Friday's

Sitting on the porch smoking cigars drinking beer with your bro's. Originated at ΔΧ -LSU

Hey are you coming to porch Friday's? Haven't seen you all week

by Chicha chin June 16, 2017

Porch Panda

During the match of a PUBG or Fortnite game the word you would use to describe the black avatar that kills you and takes your shit....

Dude that "Porch Panda" just fucking killed me with c4 what a fucking twat

by OGPORCHPANDA July 6, 2018

Porch Dragon

A person who does their best work, and thinking on a porch.

“My homie Scorp, what a porch dragon! Finger banged the bartender from the mixer at sunset in front of her parents house”

“Lil’ sSnow and Brandini came up with the next years fundraiser for Irish people while huffing a bat together, absolute porch dragons”

by 5nakeCharmer March 11, 2024

Porch spider

Soulless, spineless, and money hungry, member of the succubus species. Feeds on pitty, drama, and bullshit. Will attempt to use its wits of a broken oreo to lure in its mate. Once mating season arrives it will try to use its wet paper sack giblet wound to attract its mate.

Stay away from tree nut street, that porch spider is in heat.

That girl look like an ole porch spider!

by OIC-U-812 August 2, 2021