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The external genitals of the human female.
Often confused with the vagina by human males.
The external genitals of the human female.
Often confused with the vagina by human males.
by D. D. D. September 6, 2023
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On, Off: 1 Flash.
This means hello 👋 a greeting or sign of acknowledgement.
On, Off. On, Off: 2 Flashs.
A sign of acknowledgement is implied, however, this usually as a signified "End". Examples like, meaning goodbye, goodnight, turning in for now. *Or the end of any posible perceived nuisance whether it be; light, sound (excessive noise), vibration, etc.
**Implied apology
3 Flashes: I'm Home, come over.
3 Fast Flashes: Come Quick!
3 Fast, 3 Slow, 3 Fast: S.O.S / HELP
4 Flashes: Stop any perceiveable nuisance, please.
4 Fast: F***ing Knock it off.
All can be repeated with a few, or multipul, brief pauses or intervals of pause.
On, Off: 1 Flash.
This means hello 👋 a greeting or sign of acknowledgement.
On, Off. On, Off: 2 Flashs.
A sign of acknowledgement is implied, however, this usually as a signified "End". Examples like, meaning goodbye, goodnight, turning in for now. *Or the end of any posible perceived nuisance whether it be; light, sound (excessive noise), vibration, etc.
**Implied apology
3 Flashes: I'm Home, come over.
3 Fast Flashes: Come Quick!
3 Fast, 3 Slow, 3 Fast: S.O.S / HELP
4 Flashes: Stop any perceiveable nuisance, please.
4 Fast: F***ing Knock it off.
All can be repeated with a few, or multipul, brief pauses or intervals of pause.
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