Nerd Period

That time of the month when you feel particularly nerdy. Often characterized by sudden emotional outbreaks of nerdiness and demands for unreasonable amounts of certain video games or music. No nasty bodily functions involved; a possible exception of less showering may occur, however.

Person 1:
"I think I am on my nerd period.... I played Goldeneye for like 25 hours yesterday, and there aren't even 25 hours in a day. How is that even possible.. with except... maybe... holy shit... person 2! do you know what this means?! I have accidentally slipped into the Starbucks time continuum..and... and......"

Person 2:
O_o

by Chuck Deliverer August 4, 2008

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Poo period

the pains of the lower abdomen experienced during constipation or during a nasty bout of food poisoning

backpacker A- "damn, I'm doubled over with a poo period here"

Bakcpacker B - "Yeah, that'll be those deep fried tarantula gonads you had off that dodgy looking street vendor mate"

by hilaire December 25, 2011

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Period Sex

The act of having any form of sex with a female while she is on her period.

"Dude, me and Stephanie had period sex last night, what a mess"

by KonnerWOO June 10, 2008

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Paranoid period

When a girl thinks she has started her period so keeps checking, but hasn't actually.

I'm on my paranoid period today.

by Ellie b May 10, 2014

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1st period

Where you are completley dead since it is 7am and it is usually your hardest class of the day

Ugh 1st period . Why do you exist

by riceballlover October 28, 2017

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period roulette

When your period is due but you risk going out wearing fancy underwear. Like Russian roulette, but instead of being at the mercy of chance you are relying on your uterus.

Today was day 28 of my cycle but I played period roulette and wore my favourite pants.

by stickpeoplesex April 20, 2018

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