Oyster Parlor

It’s 3am. All the dives are closed. You’re trying to hit the bodega to grab some brews. In the distance, you see her. A solid 5 is dressed in some fishnets and bad ideas. You take her home. Smash. Later, after a pump and dump, she peels her clam apart. That sticky noise? That’s the oyster parlor.

“Bruh last night, that girl? Smashed. But now all I can think about is the after party, her oyster parlor.”

by Prehistoric Slut November 5, 2022

oyster cock

The phallic member of said sea creature

Julia loves slurping down oysters, but hates the sight of oyster cocks

by huckleberry finn the second March 8, 2017

Wheatland Oyster

A fresh, not frozen, cat turd, battered and deep fried.

Can I get a basket of wheatland oysters and an order of fries please?

by Dr. Deedles McDuckerson Phd May 16, 2023

oyster stimming

1. Performing an extended act of cunnilingus because self satisfaction and feeling comfort from licking a soft smooth vagina.

2. Wanting to rub your face against a vagina for comfort. Similar to nestling your face against a teddy bear.

"Alesha's pussy is so soft I get lost oyster stimming on

her"

"Were you oyster stimming down there? It's been like 2 hours!"

"Sometimes I find myself oyster stimming on a girl but they never mind."

by anonymous January 19, 2025

Oyster catcher

A promiscuous lady or guy of the night willing to suck down every last oyster.

Annie is a a real oyster catcher, she got every last drop.

by Ninclouse2000 October 2, 2019

Ugly Oyster

A girl so ugly that when she gave head the first time she thought it might be her last so she kept the cum under her tongue when she was done.

A butterface is most likely one to perform an ugly oyster.

by TwistedJ November 15, 2019

Spunky oyster

When the man masturbates and he catches his semen in his hand the makes his partner suck it out like an oyster

Man feeds partner after projectile from cupped hand " here's a spunky oyster"

by Zigzagmanbag February 24, 2024