Oklahoma Smokeshow

During an Orgy, one person ( volunteer ) sits in the middle of the group blindfolded, then the rest of the group farts directly at the middle individual, once everyone has finished flatulence, the person in the middle gets violently tongue punched in their fart box.

James really endured that Oklahoma Smokeshow last night!

by airwixk April 29, 2024

Oklahoma quail breast

When a man takes 1 or 2 of his testicles and squeezes in extra skin of his scrotum under the balls creating an illusion of a quail breast.

Man 1: (turns around) “bro wtf put your sack away”
Man 2: that’s an Oklahoma quail breast.

by Dirty bastard September 3, 2023

Oklahoma slammer

Created a large hole via. Drill into your urethra. Then put multiple toothpicks into your urethra, make sure they stick out. Then run full speed into a wall dick first with it being hard.

I was made to do a Oklahoma slammer by the cartel

by Alfie Thomas roughley June 16, 2025

Oklahoma Old-Fashioned

Engaging in sex during a tornado

My wife and I had ourselves an Oklahoma Old-Fashioned when that storm hit last month

by Hunter Bunter May 6, 2025

Salty Oklahoma

When you start getting hot and heavy and instead of putting on a condom, you pour at minimum 6 packets of iodized salt into her vagina.

“Yo Chad I heard you banged Linda!”

“Yeah man she was an easy rider”

“I thought you said you didn’t have condoms tho.”

“It’s alright I just gave her a salty Oklahoma.”

by KeithTheAssBasket November 7, 2019

Oklahoma Bitch

It is wat it is

Oklahoma Bitch ™

by ManwithlowIQ June 5, 2023

oklahoma o-hole

An colostomy that is used as a fuckhole, most often, but not necessarily, in prison.

After his colon resection, Jimmy was dreading his return to prison for fear that his new ostomy would be used as an Oklahoma o-hole.

by NCHawk November 24, 2013