nuke

A fun kids toy that was common in the 1970's. It is often brought to school and serves many purposes. such as a robot vacuum, it clears all the dirt for 5 sq miles, a funny prank, just drop it next to the target, and more.

kid: can I have nuke
parent :we have nuke at home
home:

by anonymous July 17, 2024

Jacktical Nuke

Noun; A badass nickname held by only the best Jack.
Originally crafted in the mind of a world-renowned bass clarinet player, the initial reception of the nickname was poor. It was sent to the wrong audience. Soon, the "Jacktical Nuke" will be known around the world.

"JACKTICAL NUKE, INCOMING!!"

by Stsgstatshstshah August 13, 2024

Piss nuke

Put piss in a bottle with some vinigar and baking soda and throw it at minorities/transvestites

I threw a Piss Nuke at a Spanish furry Equestrian

by CalvanCalamarii December 9, 2024

Vore nuke

Used when someone turns their entire stand storage into Pillarmen in Roblox's A Bizarre Day.

He just vore nuked himself. Run while you still can.

by citrusian February 13, 2026

Russian nuke

Oh shit! That is sick! I mean, it's not fire but at least I'll get to drown you all in irradiated something.

Hym Iam "Yeah that new Russian nuke is sick. It moves real slow (Much like a Tonberry) makes an irradiated Tsunami. *sigh* That's comforting. I was a little upset when Neil said modern nukes don't irradiate thing anymore. And I usually hate things that are conceptually adjacent to my things but this is good. So I may not be able to drown you in a lake of irradiated fire but I am the rising tide... And THAT... WILL BE irradiated... So there. ☺️"

by Hym Iam March 24, 2026

cat nuke

A phenomenon that occurs when a cat is startled, typically as a result of something completely insignificant, setting off other nearby cats in a cat-dense area, causing a positive feedback loop of mayhem. In particular, nearby fragile objects on top of furniture, and in some cases the furniture itself, are likely to be damaged or destroyed in such an event.

- Grandma's vase was completely destroyed because of a cat nuke.

by Jackyfox April 30, 2025

Nuke it?

Yes, Sabine. Nuke it. It's good!

Hym "Nuke it? Yes. Not Japan though. Literally anywhere else. Perhaps Israel. Or a tree. Any random tree anywhere. I think it's been too long since we used them. But take Israel's nukes for KILLING CHILDREN WHICH WE PRETEND TO CARE SO MUCH ABOUT, don't actually care that much... Take their nukes and then nuke a tree. Any non-japan tree."

by Hym Iam October 17, 2025