Nolan

Nolan, A guy who seems nice but becomes a bitch to people who are different.Sure hes cute and has good hair but Nolan can be a jerk to woman who are a little fat or different.

Girl one: Hey that guy Nolan..He called me big..
Girl two: He said my hair was gross!
Girl three: He said i smelled

And so on

by lil~eboy November 4, 2019

Leo nolan

Ginger little hoodlum who enjoys a bit of McDonalds from time to time (all the time) he lives at carnbroe pitches and hates marc McDonald

Marc: anyone coming pitches?

Caelan: naw patch it leos nolans coming

Marc: yeah your right leo nolan will eat us

by Sean macaloneys mum July 1, 2025

Nolan Belisle

He's Nolan. If Nolan is in the room he will be simply just Nolan. Nolan is Nolan. He makes you feel like a Nolan when you are feeling like Nolan. Nolan doesn't like it when you act like a Nolan. Nolan has a pet Nolan and he walks him every day. Nolan has the desire to takeover the worldwide Nolan. Nolan is the most successful Nolan in the whole wide Nolan. It's Nolan. Your life is Nolan.

Nothing is real, we are living in a fake computer reality created by Nolan Belisle and everything is Nolan.

Nolan #1: "How are you?"
Nolan #2: "Nolan."
Nolan #3: "Me too. I feel like Nolan too. Makes sense."
Nolan #2: "Nolan."
Nolan #1: "Alright!"

by AlexHatesSalad January 15, 2025

Nolan Vandaele

Nolan Vandaeles are often trying to pick up women that are way out of his league. Nolan Vandaeles are very tall and cute (6’1 to be exact). Nolan Vandaeles are great creatures.

You are a Nolan Vandaele

by Jaquan Blingus February 10, 2025

Nolan Sorento Is Lincoln March: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Nolan Sorento Is Lincoln March: The First Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

Nolan

A very flamboyant jew. Some might say he’s homosexual. Some might say he’s not. He works out a lot and takes shirtless selfies…. At gay gyms.

That guy over there is very NOLAN, and dresses well.

by DirtyMexicanMan69 February 12, 2025

Nolan

A person who gets exceptional grades but lacks in the common sense department. Also Known as a PR(professional retard) and/or CDA(Certified Dumbass). Probably plays basketball and is great at shooting 3s but average to below average at literally anything else.

Nolan, tf were u thinking? Ur GPA is literally 4.0, do better

by Bbbbot November 23, 2021