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LIFE

In reply to the most overused definition how you are expected to believe life itself is a bigger virus than hiv that they insist means aids.... so here i go: when the aliens discovered an empty planet name (read following) home they decided the only logical thing to do was take a big brown chunk and stick a nut of neptunium in it and say by the time I get away I already created a single cell that replicates into a retard known as two opposite sexes that never stop fucking like rabbits the Aliens knew would exist several eons later.
1.) If they created LIFE what the hell is neptunium?
by djsee4 September 26, 2011
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Life

1.The thing nobody wants, yet always receives.

2.Something I don’t have
3.Something other people have
1.Ughh I hate my damn life
2.you don’t have a life dude. All you do is watch tv and chill on the couch, ya potato.
3.wow you have a life... unlike me
by sLOVES ANIME October 30, 2019
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life

a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. there is no known cure.
the aim of life is to stay alive until you die
by bunda September 23, 2012
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Life

a living place where nothing is perfect. Everything don't turn your way but it will
by Heyitmehh July 12, 2015
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Life

Something you wish you never came accross
by The Funnyone February 21, 2020
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life

1) related to commuting suicide due to depression
He boy life because he was sad
by Jay Raw May 10, 2018
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Life

Life is a complicated and diverse time of experiences and people. In life, you can choose to spend your time doing whatever you wish to make it so you except the vast infinity of the very concept of reality. In my own personal belief, life is an experience. So, you have it make sure it's a good experience. There are multiple other ways to deal with all the strange, unsolvable questions of reality, like religion, a teaching, a moral code, or something else. In short, live they way you want to live, as long as it makes you happy. Unless that lifestyle somehow hurts other people, then stop and try to better yourself, please.
by A wild Anon appears! June 3, 2016
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