Hank

A Hank is the most precious person you will ever meet. He is cute and makes you smile when you see his face. He is like a baby. He is the bast friend you could ever meet. He will tend to spend more time around girls than boys. When you see him you will want to hug him forever. His fashion sense is amazing. When he can he will wear a bow tie.

"Have you seen Hank today?"

"Yeah, why is he wearing a tie?"

by DarriDork534 April 18, 2019

Hank

Poverty-stricken, lacking money to live at the global standard. Devoid of possessions or wealth; poor or inferior

I feel bad for that guy he’s so hank
Wow that was a very hank move

Hank is so hank

by LilDreidl November 11, 2019

Hank Palmer

Hank is a judge and he's Tomsstiles'SSSSS husbannnnd Uh 😅

Let's Love Hank Palmer

by Uhm Erm January 22, 2021

HANK

every slur combined buy 9999999x worse

bro stop being a stupid hank

by Heartpacing15 August 5, 2025

Hank

He's Batman.

Person 1; hanks batman, don't listen to Wyatt

by yugetsyrt678if86d55ertyupoitfr August 28, 2023

Hanked

To be scrutinized to the point of embarrassment. Usually by exposing critical flaws and weaknesses that prove the described entity unviable, usually by self-inflicted catastrophic failure. (from GojiCenter)

This hybrid just destroyed its own arms: it got Hanked.

by harristsangyt/yasmin June 8, 2025

Hank

(n.) an unathletic or otherwise incompetent person. Not named after anyone in particular, the word originated near Greensboro, NC, in the mid-2000s.

We wanted to use the sand court to play footvolley, but it was taken by a bunch of hanks using their hands.

Why did you think it was a good idea to bring this guy to our weekly game? He is a massive hank.

by GreenfieldQuarles August 7, 2018