Fruit cake

Fruit cake is a hyper dense mass of mediocre cake over packed with disgusting tumors of jellied stuff that might once have been fruit, but now is merely a sugar infused mummy of color

Max: Hey Jimmy do you want some cake?
Jimmy: What type?
Max: Fruit cake.
Jimmy: I hope you die a painful death.

by YourMomIsANiceWoman April 25, 2020

Fruit Forward

Mannerisms that lean from the vaguely gay to extremely flaming.

That Ross guy who used to be on Leno was a little fruit forward.
When Jimbo commented on the quality of the material used to create my "slacks", I thought perhaps he was a bit fruit forward.

by Wordzagon May 3, 2010

slime fruit

(n) The lumpy, gelatinous fruit of the noni tree. The fruit has been used traditionally to repel ants and treat eye ailments. Because of its foul smell, slimy texture and evil taste, some people think that it is good for them, and they drink its juice.

My kids used to enjoy having slime fruit fights, after which they didn't have to worry about being bitten by fire ants.

by Heptune May 18, 2005

fruit shake

When a gay person is shaking their ass and or body.

Woman: Damn look at that man over there. He know's how to fruit shake.

by Big Ole Black Guy February 11, 2014

Citrus Fruit

Another word for the Female reproductive system

"Oh ewwww i hate citrus fruit"
"we know lachlan..."

by iamwhouthinkiam March 23, 2023

Compassion fruit

A cute way for vegans to say passion fruit. Its mostly cute when vegans say it, but vegetarians and semi vegetarians can still say it cutely. It first can from a pun on a peta lip balm.

"I love purple compassion fruit!"
"I just brought compassion from lip balm from Peta."

by Compassion fruit October 4, 2008

Couch fruit

A person with low sexual morals, perhaps a porn star, corner hooker, or that really slutty partner you had.

"Yooooo, Jon, check out that couch fruit over there"
"Ya, what whore, they are always on the corner"

"Hey Fred, check out this video I found on Pornhub! She is such a couch fruit!!"

by Oh nooes May 3, 2019