episode of phineas and ferb where candice gets squirrels in her pants and a random rapper raps about it , that’s the real simp meaning
by jeremynotasimp October 24, 2020
Get the simpmug. The unfortunate top laners of the League of Legends community who have the ill will to face LarryBigBrain in game, where they will indubitably be daddied.
The population of simps has dwindled to near extinction due to the efforts of Daddy Gnar in purging them from existence
by SimpSlayer April 30, 2020
Get the Simpmug. simp: what do you call a person who chases girls then tells his friends they are up his dick? KHALID KARIM
by polkadotes May 31, 2020
Get the SIMPmug. A boy who hangs around multiple women, thinks their funny, but still gets no pussy. Has no chance with women but always complains about wanting a girlfriend. They sometimes admit to their short-sights but deep down they dislike themselves and wish they could change to a king.
by Bitch ass, Wack ass, No-bitch February 7, 2020
Get the Simpmug. Somone that says anything and will do anything regardless of how they actually feel about a women to get in thier pants.
AkA White Knights
They usually get licked like suckes and or are the ones that get caught in thirst traps.
AkA White Knights
They usually get licked like suckes and or are the ones that get caught in thirst traps.
by White Knights Unite November 18, 2020
Get the Simpmug. Simp. A person who does anything including and not limited to, saying goodbye to their dignity, and their friends just so they might be able to have a chance at getting a partner. However most people specify that only males can simp. However you are so very wrong if you believe that hogwash May I direct you attention to Mikasa Ackerman from Attack on titan. She is the one of the biggest simps I’ve ever seen and I’m including Sanji from One Piece so there is no more reason to suggest only males can simp.
(Person 1: Hey Jim I took a look back and I completely disagree, Mikasa is a total simp
(Person 2: No she isn’t Sanji is, only guys can simp, duh
(Person 1: I think you need to seek a therapist because somethings wrong if you only think guys can simp.
(Person 2: No she isn’t Sanji is, only guys can simp, duh
(Person 1: I think you need to seek a therapist because somethings wrong if you only think guys can simp.
by Majoritymars5 July 12, 2020
Get the Simpmug.