moist bagel

literally a damp bagel

this is a moist bagel

by Romoboi May 31, 2019

The bagel effect

When small incidents that doesn’t seem to matter end in catastrophe

miles morales throws a bagel at a scientist only to realize he’s the spot. Thats the bagel effect

by Yomemibusfan124 June 10, 2023

boneless bagel

Like the boneless bread it’s confusing

Me: would you like some bread or boneless bread?
Dash: nah how about a boneless bagel
Me: what?
Dash: yeah...

by Dash Lenowo August 24, 2019

Bagel Boom

When there’s to many bagels to sell so they’re given out for free and everyone gets bagel fever

Farmer: I wouldn’t go to Bagel Town son, the have the bagel fever because of the Bagel Boom

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018

American Bagel

The act of sticking a calculator up into the rectal system of a complete stranger.

woah hold the American bagel there buddy.

by Zeroisbeyond February 24, 2022

Ariel Bagel

a toasted sesame bagel with sliced pickles inside

“hey can i get an ariel bagel?”
“what?! are you sure?”
“yeah man, don’t knock it till u try it. it’s actually really good”

by ari1234 January 1, 2019

bagel throat

The feeling of a phlegm-like, sticky substance in the throat, perhaps after eating a bagel.

*clears throat* "just bagel throat guys"

by therealharrypotter November 24, 2013