Newtarded

Newtarded - n. new-tard, new-tard-ed, new-tards, new-tard-a-tion, newtarded, newtardation, newtard- 1)to be young and purposely retarded for no other reason then social acceptance. 2) To not have ANY parental guidance therefore becoming a complete dip shit, waste of space and useless in society. 3) to attempt to have SWAG yet think it is something other then what it meant in the original form which was an acronym for Secretly We Are Gay

Any person attempting to be cool or seek social acceptance by wearing their little sisters pants and yet still sagging them to their asses which looks like shit to begin with are newtarded.

by Soul drifting dad June 4, 2013

Newtscamandersexual

Someone who is in love with Newt Scamander from Fantastic Beasts.

“I love Newt Scamander, I’m Newtscamandersexual”

by Newtsexual January 19, 2021

Kathryn newton

A person who is good at acting and very pretty

Makes certain movie genres watchable

And is a good idol

Person 1 Who is that awesome blonde

Person 2 that's kathryn newton

by Wesiswes September 9, 2021

Fig newton (n)

Fig newtons are ambiguous, they're not biscuits/cookies and they're not fruit, thus:

1) A fig newton is a noun that defines a relationship that is more than just being "friends with benefits." You have sex but you actually have feelings for each other, you are emotionally dependent on each other but it's not (yet) love, and for some reason (i.e geographical distance, availability, commitment issues, etc), you two have chosen to not be in an exclusive relationship.

2) A fig newton is for a relationship you have with someone that you cannot categorize as "just friends," "fuck buddies," "friends with benefits, or "boyfriend/girlfriend."

"Hey, so what's going on with that guy that you were seeing?"

"Oh, he moved to NYC. We still have feelings for each other and have sex when we see each other though. But we're not in a relationship or anything"

"What do you call those things?"

"Oh, he's my fig newton (n)." or "We're fig newtons (pl)"

by Moonbounce July 17, 2012

fig newton

A wierd sexual fetish were someone shits into a condom and the slaps it across the other participants face, causing the condom to break and covering there face with shit

"too bad for you, you lost the bet, so i'll go get the laxitive"

by XXCrowZXX April 13, 2004

newtonize

An intense medical disorder that occurs when a teenager, usually of the female gender, moves from Brookline to Newton.
Some syptoms include:
saying "like" far too much,
the purchasing of So Lows and other branded clothing,
excessive straightening or curling of hair,
a newly found obsession with male celebrities,
an unceasing desire to be skinny,
the following of trends,
the joining of cliques, ect.
Resisting Newtonization is extremely hard. The only way to do so is by keeping strong ties with friends from Brookline.

It was so sad when moved to Newton. Now all she wants to do is stare at boys, shop at Hollister, and curl her hair. She's completely Newtonized!

by woooh September 28, 2007

Scam Newton

A person that does a lot of scamming

Look at Scam Newton with a Jaguar and no job.

by TeyBenn August 12, 2020