stick a shovel up my ass

To give someone a hard time or a lot of attitude.

I hate him! Every time he sees me, he tries to stick a shovel up my ass.

by House-elf December 09, 2010

Little dark age in my ass

Slang term for constipation

Oh no I have a little dark age in my ass, I better go chug some laxatives

by PedroMangoman August 03, 2021

blowing smoke up my ass

Most literally translating to "trying to get a reaction" out of somebody. Originated from a 16th century technique to determine death by literally blowing tobacco smoke into someone's anus (through a long pipe) - where a reaction indicated that the person was still alive.

Guy 1: Hey man, I think someone just stole your car!
Guy 2: Are you blowing smoke up my ass?

by Med Student November 30, 2005

Squirt one off in my ass

It is a progression of using the phrase "fuck me" in a derogatory manor.

Party one: Dude, I just saw your car getting towed away.

Party two: Squirt one off in my ass! I can't afford to get it out of impound!

by Djbrad2100 June 28, 2017

Pulling rabbits out of my ass

Doing something in a way that shouldn't work, but somehow does.
Creating money out of thin air.
Accomplishing the impossible in the most stupid way possible.
Being saved by nothing short of a miracle.

N: Seriously bruh, where all this money come from?
J: I told you man, I'm really good at pulling rabbits out of my ass

by FridayLightsFTW May 16, 2020

five ngihts up my ass

when youre up my ass for five nights

hjjfdknj : " fnuma "
gfwsdeth : " tf "
hjjfdknj : " five ngihts up my ass "

by bhsjdmbkxcvh September 30, 2021

fortnite battlepass inside of my ass

Fortnite battle pass inside of my ass is a sentance used to describe your deep sadness. People often use it when it is a very sad situation and they are on the verge of tears.

"yea my homie died, i realy feel fortnite battlepass inside of my ass"

by ForeskiñThief February 14, 2023