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Marcus

The supreme of all fuckboys. Usually has blonde hair and blue eyes. Thinks he is a good kisser but usually kisses like a dog lapping up its water. Can't find the clitoris. Sprays so much axe cologne on his body that your lungs shrivel up and you end up looking like a whale that's been left out of water for too long. Thinks he can get any girl he wants. Thinks he is cute but is not. Looks like a grandpa without his false teeth. Has a small ass penis.
"I had my first kiss with Marcus and he was kissing me like he was trying to suck all of the life out of me"
by fuckboytyranny August 31, 2015
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Marcus and Tia

The cutest couple with the most love in the world
Fire and Kerosene ;) Marcus and Tia
by tehsdss January 10, 2012
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Marcus is the most Fuego boy out there gonna steal yo b and is the most legit fortnite player out there he don't mess with no THOTS and definitely only gives you one night
Coach-marcus run a lap
Cute girl- damn Marcus is hella fuègo
by Giveyourwifi May 20, 2018
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An oaf capable of unleashing the stinkiest farts known to man.

Basically Lenny off "Of mice and men".
Don't let him tend to your rabbits.
Doesn't know his own oaf strength, strangled his last 5 girlfriends by accident.

Either has the smallest little packer you've seen or the longest fatest cock ever.
Shags his brother.
Marcus you fucking fat oaf.
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The type of dude that will stick with you until he sees you doing better than him. He gets jealous very easily and HE wants to be on the top and he will do whatever it takes which makes him DANGEROUS. Avoid this dude at all costs because in reality he is just going to break your heart to be number one.
Yeah, Marcus he a messed up dude.
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hi marcus
by mayoiron March 8, 2019
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annoying and bitchy. doesn't know what boundaries are and doesn't respect peoples limits. he is a nice person and has good intentions but as soon as you get on a comfortable level with Marcus he will whip out his dirty minded, inappropriate side. Marcus can be annoying very easy and you can only take a small amount of him every so often.
girl: have you seen Marcus today?
guy: no, and I sure hope not. that guy is soooooo annoying!
girl: I know right! and I oop tsk tsk tsk tsk
by DONT TOUCH ME!!!!!!!!!!! September 1, 2019
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