Momaphobia

The fear that no matter what it is you are doing, your mom will scold at you for it

1: "I dont know if sneaking into an R rated movie is a good idea, my mom will get mad"
2: "Shes not gonna know, geez you have a bad case of momaphobia"

by blagbleh November 20, 2012

Momma V

The world's most awesome, yet bad ass mother. She can be your best friend or she can scare the shit out of you. Even though she's gorgeous, she won't admit it. She'll buy you a lot of clothes that probably don't look good, but you love her anyway. She loves her dog and ice cream.

Girl 1: Hey you look like a Momma V!
Girl 2: Thanks!

by Aaamvmm October 17, 2016

mommandered

When you introduce your friend to your mom and she ends up gargaling his balls

After Jerry came over last night, he mommandered me. He told everyone she garggled his balls like listerine. But really he was just booshwebbled.

by Slyrogers October 12, 2017

Momma Jane

Super High grade of marijuana

I smoked some of that Momma Jane !, I was lit!

by Wordnation June 1, 2018

mmomaeg

Majorly Massive Online Multiplayer All Encompassing Game.
A mmomaeg is a game which is like ready player one's game setup, it is a game where anything is possible as long as you know how, generally it would be separated into miniature section making up many different types of games within the mmomaeg.

The mmomaeg I just played was amazing!

by Semorie June 5, 2018

Momma-Toes

Momma-Toes is a sly name for MILF. it is meant as a way to be secretive in pointing out a MILF. The word is a derivative of "toes", meaning a hot woman is near.

For instance, instead of saying, "Hey there's a MILF! You would say, "Momma-Toes."

by ImBuddyRichWhenIFlyOffTheHandl July 29, 2018

momaphobic

Offensive against mother adj.

Bobs friend was very momaphobic to his mother.

by Ace the trace September 28, 2018