mixel

Mixel is the best person in the world, he is completely lovable, friendly, and it’s a good at giving advices. He is caring, and a bit of bipolar:)) but he is still a good person!!

Mixel is a good person.

by Mariiiiw May 12, 2020

mixed berry

A flavor of Ice Pop that will produce a "hard-on"

Hey willie, look like you need a mixed berry!!!

by WIGD October 4, 2007

Mixed.Can.Of.Lies

Christa.Joy. She doesn't believe in using spaces between words, just .; also she's is a big fat liar.

Looks like Christa just opened a Mixed.Can.Of.Lies

by D. Blain October 31, 2007

miteese

Miteese is the prettiest girl you will ever know. She is always there for you and is amazing at sport such as netball she is very smart and always is there for you. Miteese is a girl who does not look like everyone else but when she gets older she will be looking dame fine. She Is secretly liked by alot of guys but she doesn't see it. Miteese is a girl who has been through alot, like a passing but surrounds herself with friends and by family such as sisters. Miteese is a very strong and independent young lady.

Is that Miteese?
Yeah she is gorgeous!
She is such an amazing friend!

by shaeeeeex_ June 4, 2018

Mixed Meat

Some of the queerest motherfuckers in MD. These gayboys are those who are bi-racial (half black/half white) and often just straight up black kids searching for their identity among the other 6 black people in MD outside of Baltimore. The Mixed Meat squad likes to smoke alot of weed and occasionaly get arrested for robbing drug dealers or petty shoplifting. They are the scum of the earth and no one likes them except themselves.

Q: Who are those douche bags over there acting all cool?

A: Oh, just some Mixed Meat fucking retards.

by I hate Westminster January 21, 2011

mixer

A mutt, in a clique sense. They listen to all sorts of music, wear all sorts of clothes, do all sorts of activities. They have a trait from each popular clique, like prep, emo, , gangsta, scene, punk, goth all thrown into one. Mixers usually wear expensive clothes, but not from American Eagle or Abercrombie or Hollister. They usually dont buy clothes from Hot Topic or Urban outiffters also. Mixers buy clothes from Pure Denim, Nordstrom, places like that. They like necklaces. Girls buy clothes from the same places. There are very few, as teen society has been so split.

Guy: Dude look at that guys clothes...there sweet.
Girl:Yeah...they look expensive but not preppy.

Mixer: I'm gonna go shopping. I'll see you soon.
Prep: where ya going? American Eagle?
Mixer:Pure denim, bitch.

by Mr. Mix. March 2, 2008

Cement Mixers

The thing that all real men want.

The "Are you a real man?" test:

Question 1)
Do you want a cement mixer?
Answer:
YES!

Bonus Question for those who got full marks, to seperate the men from the boys: Why do you want a cement mixer?
Most manly answer: Don't know... I just do (or words to that effect)
Acceptable answers: Anything that doesn't involve mixing of cement
Least manly answer: Mixing cement

Every now & again you meet an uber-man who has a cement mixer...

Girls, always take this test into account when picking a boyfriend.

Uber-man:
Girl: So, Do you want a cement mixer?
Guy: No...
Girl: *starting to realise she's made a mistake*
Guy: I ALREADY GOT ONE!!!

Real man:
Girl: So, Do you want a cement mixer?
Guy: Yeah!
Girl: Why?
Guy: Don't know... would be cool!

Failed man:
Girl: So, do you want a cement mixer?
Guy: No... wtf...
(DUMPED)

Sorry excuse for a man:
Female dragon: So, Kwisli, do you want a cement mixer?
Guy: Noo!!! I don't need a cement mixer, I can mix cement by hand!!
(DUMPED AND CHAR-GRILLED)

(For some reason I have to include the word CEMENT MIXERS in my example)

by Jai NobeZ October 31, 2008