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Mikey The Dog

Sexy little mut with a tight ass. Always happy to see you and always begging for food. Perhcance. the dog may also crawl
by IloveMattsDog March 20, 2025
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Mikey

Aka “Mikey Slatt” Always be remembered for masturbating anywhere at anytime even when all odds are against him he will find a way to nut

With his spaghetti arms you would wonder how he got so Boney, well that’s is because he is unable to pick up a utensil he just simply doesn’t have the strength for it.
“Mikey Slatt” is one of the 36 black kids in the world to ever beat to Fortnite porn.
He is also in the race for worst Black basketball player in SoCal.
Hi Mikey how are you
by Bluebucks November 22, 2021
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Mikey

Tall, dark and handsome with a massive penis.
There's something about Mikey.
by MikeyisEpic November 24, 2021
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Mikey is a person with a decent personality and can be kind and considerate sometimes he can also be a good friend.
Person ; how do you view Mikey

Person 2: he is a good person
by Mikey____3 November 24, 2021
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A Mikey is a rolliepolly of a guy - a cute little Oompa Loompa you just want to put in a kitchen cupboard and take out to tickle every so often when you’re seeking amusement. Although timid at first, a Mikey - when sufficiently aroused - can be quite vivacious.
I want to pull that Mikey out of the cupboard and tickle him like a little Oompa Loompa.
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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he is very nice and kind even doe he has fake friends but he is real asf and when you meet him he is charmig and sweet
mikey cool asf
by heybyelol November 23, 2021
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mikeys

Person 1: How's your new job?
Person 2: It's pretty great. I make so many mikeys that I might start tipping my doctor.
by Albamakid103 June 5, 2023
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