Text messaging

1. An act that should never be done while in a car, during class, or in any other situation in which one should be paying attention.
2. An act that numerous teenagers often do while in a car, during class, or in any other situation in which they should be paying attention.

Idiotic teenage driver: *whips out cell phone and starts text messaging*
Intelligent teenager: Whoa! What the hell are you doing?! You're going to get us killed!
Idiotic teenage driver: Huh? Did you say something? *swerves*

by ProudGinger June 24, 2010

butt massage

the act of massaging another persons butt
usually in males massaging a females butt, it results with the guy getting an erection

My wife's butt was so sore that I gave her a butt massage

by jokeme December 18, 2009

subliminal messages

A series of advertisiments that flash so fast that your only your sub-conscious mind can pick it up. This method was used alot in the 1950's and 60's to get people to smoke. If it is used enough your actions can be effected by these messages. It has been baned by the US government.

John: I can't stop playing World of Warcraft

Patrick: I think it has subliminal messages in the game.

by bern316 August 26, 2009

Textual Massage

adv. Placing a cell phone which has been set to vibrate in the bottom corner of your pocket so it is close to your 'danger zone', or touching the top of your inner thigh. Upon a text message, the phone will vibrate, sending small, yet glorious pleasure waves and sometimes tingles down your spine.

Eric: Dude, last night, Erica and I were chatting back and forth, and she gave me a series of textual massages.
Tom: Really? hot dude! WOAH!! I'm getting one right now. hehe...he....'scuse me while I go to the bathroom for about 5 1/2 minutes.

by Grammar_Freak_17 April 18, 2008

Cat Massage

Noun. A waste of time. Effort should not be made in this endeavor.

Work today was such a cat massage.

My date last night was a total cat massage. She wouldn't even go down on me.

by Chang Sauce August 19, 2009

sex messaging

Sending a text message with the sole purpose of gettin' some. a.k.a. The new booty call.

"Dude, it's 3 am, you're at a bar and you're wasted. Who are you texting?" "Bro, I'm sex messaging the bartender at Julep. She's coming over later."

by Haastility February 23, 2007

Russian Massage

Mammary intercourse; a tit job.

She gave me a russian massage and I came all over her face!

by Mountjoy001 June 27, 2010