An instrument commonly used for marching bands and drum corps. Basically a trumpet that has suffered both repeated instances of anal rape and consensual anal sex, resulting in a key of F, standing for Fucked in the ass. Often referred to comically as the prison trumpet by those who play trumpet, an instrument that has been spared vicious anal sex.
I'm a mellophone player, therefore I play an instrument that has been raped by me and dozens of other men at the same time resulting in an enlarged bell.
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the name of a true hero he cant be stopped. nobody knows what it means to be a menlover but when called one makes you amongst the gods
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The most mellow of them all.
Beyond chilled out, like when your so mellow
you don't even want to move.
The most relaxed state of all.
Beyond chilled out, like when your so mellow
you don't even want to move.
The most relaxed state of all.
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other dude: nah man, im too mellow for that shiii.
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other dude: nah man, im too mellow for that shiii.
dude: la puss puss, your like the mellowest dude ever.
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