Photoshopic Memory

When a person's recollection of events conforms to what they wish had happened rather than what really happened.

Guy1: Man I remember back when I had my bachelor pad it was a non-stop party! Everybody was always over there getting drunk and high and I had a different woman every night of the week!
GUy2: Whatever man, you spent 99% of your time getting watching porn and eating ramen noodles. You must have a photoshopic memory!

by Johnswiecki January 22, 2017

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When on a one night stand, and sleeping at the other person's residence, you wait until the other person is asleep. You then shit the bed, clean yourself off, and push the sleeping person into the shit you just left in the bed.

I'm not sure what happened, I just woke up completely covered in shit.

Sounds like he gave you the ol' Minnesota memory foam mattress!!

by talontd92tsi November 9, 2015

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misplaced memory

noun

1. A memory that exists vividly in the mind but cannot be confidently traced to its source, often leaving the individual unsure whether the event was experienced directly, witnessed, dreamed, imagined, or absorbed from media or others.

2. A mental file stored in the wrong directory — mistakenly filed under personal experience instead of dreams, fiction, or observation.

Note:
Unlike “false memory,” a misplaced memory may not be inaccurate — only misfiled. The content can be real; it’s the origin that’s uncertain. Think of it like dragging a file into the wrong folder: the data’s intact, just somewhere it shouldn’t be.

I have this misplaced memory of hiding in a church basement during a flood, but I think it might’ve been a dream… or maybe a scene from a movie?

by Ecco of Ithaca April 24, 2025

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Repressed Memories

Oh! That ties into the very thing I was just saying.

Hym "I was talking explicitly about repressed memories. Where I ask if you have ever wonder whether or not you have any repressed memories and then I as an example I say 'Like do I have any repressed molestation memories' and then I tie that in to an anecdote about a sleep over I had once as a child. But as I said in the second to last post, if I call in to question whether or not something is the case, THEY lie and say that I made an affirmative claim and then they pretend to debunk that very claim that I did not actually ever make. And if you want to know why they do it Bonnie, it's because UNLIKE SCHOOL SHOOTERS they needed to be instructed to do it by someone. Someone who knew what I wrote, made a decision to attribute to me a claim that I didn't ever make, and then told other people both that I made some claim and then fabricated out of thin air the negation of that claim. So what they do is 'He said this but actually it's this and he's bad.' But there was no 'He said.' That actually occurred. And then they omit entirely the fact that THE CONCLUSION... ALREADY HAPPENED. The conclusion because Jorfan Peterson saying 'That's not actually who repressed memories work.' And then me going 'Oh. OK.' And then it was done. But they are trying to drag this out a much as they possibly can because THEY KNOW that they stop mattering the second this is over."

by Hym Iam October 10, 2025

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