Melt the Lard

(v.) To have sex with a bucket of lard, causing it to melt. This generally occurs because of loneliness.

Man, it's just been so long that I had to go and Melt the Lard yesterday.

It's meeeeellltttiiiiiinggg!!!

by UnicornJesus April 1, 2010

Sgangly melt

Another name for a cunt

You are a sgangly melt

by Mr_leham8 January 18, 2017

melted banana

n. caused by naomi costa gag; not to be confused with minted like banans

my milkshake gave him a melted banana

by naomi March 25, 2005

Melt

Northern Irish (particularly Belfast) slang which means to be in a state of frustration, confusion or burn out. Also can pertain to a situation being stressful or agitating.

"That shift in work was a complete melt"

"Leave me alone, my heads melted"

"You're a melt"

by Fyobbs June 17, 2022

Melt

An individual that submits easily. Someone who appears weak or lame.
An individual acting or appearing naive/stupid.

Shut up you Melt. What are you talking about you Melt.

by Tiny675 December 22, 2017

Melted Snowman

When you nut inside a hot cup of French Roast coffee and pour it down your partners back.

Dude I was with this old bitch Jennyth and I totally gave her a Melted Snowman

by RandyCouget December 1, 2018

melted hershey

When you try to fart and you end up spraying shit everywhere.

Bro I melted Hershey at my girlfriends house

by Daboss822 December 3, 2016