Maya is an entrancing name, but Maya Baruch is the best person you will ever meet. If you ever find yourself crossing paths with Maya Baruch, my my how lucky are you. The all knowing, hilarious, and fearless Maya deserves a noble prize for simply existing. At this point we should just give all our money to her. Why do we even have other religions? We should all just worship our god, Maya Baruch. <3
by ᕕ( シ )ᕗ June 21, 2021
Get the Maya Baruchmug. Honestly the devil. She is always so annoying and rude! She’s selfish and hogs everything. She looks like a monkey and smells like one too :) she’s got a big 6 head but nothing in it, sadly. Her face is all wonky and she’s built like a door. Her hair is really dry and frizzy and always messed up! She has failed every class this semester and never helps in a group project (or in general even) her art looks like a trash bag full of rotten tomatoes and smushed bananas with a little pinch of sriracha sauce. And although after all the things I have said she is still my best friend (surprisingly) and also TBH she’s not all that bad.
Person: ugh I hate Maya even if she’s still my best friend
Other person: yea I hate her but sadly she’s not my best friends
Person: ha loser
Other person: yea I hate her but sadly she’s not my best friends
Person: ha loser
by Ariyellow February 20, 2022
Get the Mayamug. by tripdontfall May 4, 2025
Get the Maya Shawmug. by Mr meoff February 27, 2022
Get the Maya griffinmug. A Maya (also known as a short, pretty Spanish Girl) is known for several distinct traits that are often seen on a daily basis. These include: kindness, helpfulness, selflessness, and minor amounts of psychopathy. Maya is known to be one of the nicest people you would ever know, and despite how hateful and terrible her parents are, she defies them by being the amazing person she is. Anybody that is fortunate enough to be her friend will find her to be the most loyal, kind person you could ever meet.
by Fallout Penguin June 20, 2024
Get the Mayamug. by tak dayte patsanam April 9, 2023
Get the Maya buttreeksmug. 