a matsko

word you give to someone who's mother you did last night

Bob: what'd you do last night?
Johnny: your mother
Bob: what
Johnny: a matsko

by a matsko May 29, 2017

The Mats

Doing a clean mechanical outplay

The mats is a god

by The Mats December 23, 2017

The Mats

Doing a mechanical outplay

The Mats is a god

by The Mats December 23, 2017

kayleigh matson

a absolute hoe who thinks that they are perfect and are spoiled af and thinks she has friends but she does not and she is lonley.

kayleigh matson is a hoe

by worlds best person June 9, 2018

Ryan Maksymyshyn

Very sexy.

Woah, he’s such a Ryan Maksymyshyn.

by Ihavenoideawhattodo January 5, 2020

Danger Masty

Recognising a very short opportunity, whip out your cock (or pussy), and masturbate to completion without getting busted. The danger comes from the risk of being caught, particularly around time limited windows of opportunity.

Kinley heard Barry’s Green Turtle in the drive way, excited he scurried into Barry’s bedroom and furiously hammered himself. And as the keys jingled he jismed, wiping himself with Barry’s sock he stork legged out of the room and threw himself out of sight into the hallway sinking to the floor as he heard Barry and his girlfriend walk into their bedroom. Sam grinned tiredly, Danger Masty ‘mission completed’.

by Beasticles May 12, 2020

new mats

Cool guy does a lot of drugs because he has 14 million in the bank he will most likely tell you that.

Hello my name is new mats and I've got 14 million in the bank.

by Dj wub wub October 5, 2020