It was my birthday, but my wife was angry with me, so I ended up just getting a "Mad Maggie" from her.
by The JDub January 2, 2024
Get the Mad Maggiemug. She is a girl who is hard to get and doesn't fall in love easily. A non-complicated girl who any guy would be lucky to have. She’s a strong, independent girl who is loving and caring towards others. She is always laughing and smiling. Sometimes her insecurities get to her, but she is one unique beauty who doesn't give up on anything quickly. At times, she is confusing, but things will clear up fast and easy. Her beauty draws you like a magnet. A shy girl at first, but once you get to know her she is crazy and fun. You can never be sure that you know everything about her. She’s very understanding and considerate of others feelings. She always gives out great advice and is one amazing person who can always make you smile and laugh. She’s mostly unpredictable and probably one of the best friends you will ever have, of course this is because she is a dog, Maggie is a dogs name.
by Dustin ray is gay February 5, 2021
Get the Maggiemug. Usually chill sometimes, known to snake, be careful with the rage built up in them. Horny. Pulls off a smile so fake you think it'd be really. Don't worry though. "Maggie"s are either fully compatible or completely incompatible.
Man 1 - She gotta phat ass!
Man 2 - Wait til she gets closer
Maggie - Waddup, these jeans barely fit
Man 1 - Wass good mama
Man 2 - "Im not starting that again!"*Runs away*
Man 2 - Wait til she gets closer
Maggie - Waddup, these jeans barely fit
Man 1 - Wass good mama
Man 2 - "Im not starting that again!"*Runs away*
by Midgetmuthafuka January 27, 2019
Get the Maggiemug. Maggie is a short, evil overlord who only wants to conquer. She will attempt to walk over everyone in her path, but she will come just short of it (literally). Her trauma from being vertically challenged left her to live a vile life of greed and anger. Maggie is just a chill guy who laughs a lot, and is very interested in starting an evil empire to morph the human population to her will.
by your-biggest-hater June 11, 2025
Get the Maggiemug. Maggies is a person/thing that tells stories that are completely made up and tells so many lies that they actually believe themselves and use these stories and lies to look for attention and friends
by Hopes1096 October 24, 2018
Get the Maggiesmug. 
by Bombingbob October 19, 2023
Get the Maggimug.