by GreatOldOne September 09, 2023
Everybody says that claw machines are rigged, and yes, of course they are thats how the owners make money! but they do still take some skill. When people play the claw machine and drop the claw in a terrible spot they will call it rigged. If you line the claw up well you can still win from it. For claw machines with more expensive prices in them, they have payouts rates, payout rates are how much money people need to put in before the machine lets you win, if there is something that costs $200 dollars in a claw machine then obviously it will be rigged but it will let you win once enough money is put in that the owner is making a good profit. But the claw machines with the cheap stuffed animals inside are rigged but the payout rate will be very low, so you can win probably at least 1 in 10 tries.
by Haroold November 18, 2018
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A person who knowingly provides std's to unknowing victims via any orifice. This usually occurs on a consistent basis and involves small amounts of money. Most victims become venderial machines as well.
Sharey is the biggest venderial machine I have ever seen....Joe got three diseases in one session. He in turn gave herpes to Ron and John.
by Ushna Bling July 06, 2015
A terminal in many walls provided by banks where you may purchase toots for use with your favourite columbian delicacies
by Bukake on the beach September 27, 2019
John: I wish I could watch Netflix in my room, but I’m not allowed to move the Xbox from downstairs
Todd: just go buy a wii, it’s a perfect Netflix machine
Todd: just go buy a wii, it’s a perfect Netflix machine
by matty b 69 January 14, 2018
A derogatory (but accurate) term used to refer to "generative AI" like ChatGPT, referring to the tendency of such programs to "hallucinate" invalid information and present it as truth.
"Yo did you hear that Google is adding generative AI to their voice assistant?"
"Wow, I can talk to the hallucination machine! What an innovation!"
"Wow, I can talk to the hallucination machine! What an innovation!"
by _Colonial_ October 09, 2023