Slot Machine

This is the act of when a persons dick is yanked downward and they shit all over the floor, similiar to a slot machine jackpot.

I had to get my shoes cleaned because I wasn't fast enough to avoid michaels slot machine

by DJJANGOFETT January 16, 2018

marmite machine

a red Peugeot that is covered in rubbish and belongs to tracy it has a bin that smells like poo no seat belts and manages to fit half of lympne school in the back of

the marmite machine fits half of lympne school in it

by heart broken marmite mark October 17, 2021

Cum Machine

(Noun) A person that ejaculates all day long.

“Josh. Get out of the bloody restroom you fucking cum machine, I need to take a shit you little wanker.”

by TheOnlyWikipedia July 31, 2021

marcus machine

it's the marcus machine

get into the goddamn marcus machine

by scopophobicc August 23, 2021

imbecile machine

an overly-lifted truck, often containing obnoxious, sexist decals, used to compensate for the driver's shortcomings.

that dude parked his imbecile machine in the middle of the parking lot at the donut shop

by MoronicArts February 12, 2023

Hallucination Machine

A derogatory (but accurate) term used to refer to "generative AI" like ChatGPT, referring to the tendency of such programs to "hallucinate" invalid information and present it as truth.

"Yo did you hear that Google is adding generative AI to their voice assistant?"

"Wow, I can talk to the hallucination machine! What an innovation!"

by _Colonial_ October 9, 2023

Wrath of The Machine

Wrath of The Machine is the final raid added in Destiny. In it, 6 players venture under the Cosmodrome on Earth to put an end to the Archon Prime, Aksis, and his machinations involving the SIVA nanites.

Wrath of The Machine is no VOG, but it's still a raid, after all, and should be treated as such.

by sebacostamr November 12, 2018