monster load

A very large amount of jizz. A very forceful and plentiful ejaculation resulting in a large amount of semen. A large build up of semen in one's balls that weighs them down.
Last night I was fucking this chick and let loose with a monster load. She was covered in a ton of my jizz. Felt so good to get out that monster load, my balls felt ten pounds lighter.
by shooter magee March 17, 2016
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Moofie Monster

Mystical being existing only in the realms of modems, PC's and other such things connecting you to the internet. Causes random disconnections sometimes with a warning mostly without.. will attack at will and often pick on you all day before finding another victim.
You went off line!
Yeah I know, the moofie monster got me
by Manic Imp July 28, 2011
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foil monster

(A) A person that lives in a trailer park and the basis of their day is the production and use of methamphetamine.
(B) A fiend that is complete bitchy, or a monster when they cannot have their fix.
(A) Lets go to the trailer park and get a teener from that foil monster.
(B)Krystena is being such a foil monster today!
by SarahElizabethSarahElizabeth December 14, 2007
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step monster

A step mother who is vicious and mean.
by Sandi68 April 14, 2006
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Monsters, Incorporated

(a.k.a. Monsters, Inc.) Monstropolis's largest source of scream energy. Monsters, Inc. is equipped with an enormous, high-security door vault, state of the art door station technology and scream collecting technology, professional-tested scarer training tools, and a quick link to the CDA, just in case.
Monsters, Incorporated: We scare, because we care.
by DanMat6288 May 07, 2004
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hose monster

A woman who typically might wear black stockings or pantyhose with a short skirt hiked up to 'bejezus' in a club/bar environment with a specific intention on her part of enducing a multiple of male "stiffies" as a result thereof.
That Laurie Curtis is a real hose monster . . . or at least she used to be back in her prime.
by Veteran Observer July 20, 2006
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Bum Monster

When a girl wears really tight trousers or jogging bottoms that ride up the crack of their ass. Women of a larger frame are more likely to be visited by the Bum Monster. In extreme cases the whole of the garment can be sucked up into the body.
My god check out that fat birds ass

Yeah she's been visited by the Bum Monster
by Thrillhou123 May 17, 2009
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