Melian

A Melian is a type of chad that despite being female has a massive dong. They create immediate arousal in all humans, primates and some species of anteaters. They do not have a very high IQ and aren't self-aware at all so they will threaten to eat peoples' guts (their favourite food) if you challenge them. The cry of the species sounds like "mimimi".

That girl is such a Melian, I bet she has filled so many Myrmecophaga tridactyla asses!

by BalleBäver69 April 23, 2020

Milan

A confused bird.

Milan doesn’t know what she wants yet again.

by Onlineurban May 9, 2020

Milan

The name Milan in this scenario is male:

Bitchy and cheeky. Sometimes a total dick. A great friend and I am not gay, but a good boyfriend.

Friend:Milan is a great friend
Friend 2: Dahm right he is!

by CheekyB7 June 24, 2020

milanganesa

1. the union between a milanesa and a milanga

2. the true meaning of happines

- give me a milanganesa or i'll snap your neck
- hero you go son, please don't do it

by dorodovich June 29, 2020

milán

A sexy motherfucker who sometimes quiet as fuck, but there are times when he is very comfortable and confident around everyone. He is also athletic and really good at sports like soccer, track etc. He also have an elite humour.

Susan: Yo that's Milán
Adam: Where?
Susan: There talking to that girl.
You know that sexy motgerfucker.

by That sexy mother fucker July 4, 2020

Milan

writer. feminist. queer. geek.
humbly beginning. secretly an animal.

Milan is a budding being.

by eternity in ink July 19, 2020

milan martens

can't play pokemon go and is in love with jesse

milan martens like to pull kids in the bushes

by okindr September 1, 2020