mikeala 

A caring loving person. They are very trustworthy, and rarely betray others. If you tell them a secret they will take it with them to the grave. This person is fairly attractive and most likely wealthy.

Damn look at the girl she must be named mikeala because she is sexy!!!

mikeala by Soccergirl2005 February 12, 2017

Mike the Llama 

Nullsoft (makers of Winamp) mascot, a real llama (not a llama).

“Winamp... It really whips the llama's ass!” (Winamp's motto)

Mike the Llama by Darxide December 30, 2004

mike lindsey 

A fat chubby white kid finding great comfort with a huge busty black girl.

hes being a mike lindsey about girls and only going for the large blacks

mike lindsey by bigP187 February 21, 2010

Makedown 

When a girl makes out with you after you help her through a severe emotional breakdown.

So this girl was crying on my shoulder, right? And I comfort her for like an hour, then we totally started makedowning.

Makedown by ErikErikErik September 2, 2010

Mike Check 

When a female grasps a male phallus and taps the helmet during a sexual encounter. This act is akin to testing the functionality of a microphone during a live event.

Look chick, I want you to grab my meat rattle and give it a mike check.

Mike Check by KDes October 6, 2010

Mike Ehrmantraut 

Sussy Baka from breaking bad

Mike Ehrmantraut famously says:
“Put your dick away Waltuh, I’m not having sex with you right now Waltuh”

Mike Ehrmantraut by SoosImposter69 December 3, 2022

Mike Wazowski 

A family friendly way to say a tumor or cancer

P1: I hate it here
P2: Why
P1: it gives me mike wazowskis
P2: huh
P1: it gives me cancer to be here

Mike Wazowski by HellyZ May 9, 2019