Melt

An absolute idiot/someone stupid with no common sense.

Kieran is an absolute melt he can't spell anything correctly

by J£nn November 7, 2021

MELTED WELLIED

To be overly refreshed with fun things to the point of replication ones self of a octopus wearing welly and being torched into a splat of gurney confusion and speaking utter bollocks or trout faced cod shit

Mate those things were well strong!! They turned me into a melted wellied starte of gurn.

by munk i spose May 18, 2018

Melted Cheese

An expression used when something is good in a satisfying way. Similar to 'cool beans' but more commonly used within a sentence as opposed to as being an individual phrase.

The game last night almost made me cry it was so good. The melted cheese of all games!

Have you seen that guy's shirt?
Melted cheese.

by DoppioCioccolato May 10, 2023

Monterey Melt

Screwing a girl on the beach, and you pull out, straddle her, and cum on her forehead. When she sits up, and the cum runs down her face, that’s a Monterey Melt.

Met this chick at a beach bar... I had no choice but to give her a Monterey Melt..

by stratguy July 10, 2019

Melt

To fucking shoot somebody in a tiny little pieces

The mafia has many ways of killing somebody gruesomely like melting

by Wiperout July 13, 2022

Melting Marshmallows

To Ejaculate

She Pleasured Me So Much That Before I Knew It, I Was Melting Marshmallows All Over Her.

by MrIanBear1001 December 2, 2010

Cheese melt

The white trash saying used by stupid dumb people who think they know what Mexican food is and they should burnt at the cross

I am going to make a cheese melt instead of a quesadilla

by Pppoop69420119 April 10, 2022